jackelineramos:

What is this


bames-jond:

We have this rule in my house where whoever smells the dogs poop first has to pick it up and my parents were out of town for the week and there was dog poop in our living room and me and my sis kept acting like we didn’t smell it and our parents got home and they asked what the smell was and we told them to pick it up

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notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

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in the name of

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Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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