This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
girls will never know the struggle of having to hide a boner in sweatpants or basketball shorts while in public or having to pee with morning wood
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time