Happy Birthday J.K. Rowling
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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

178,489 notes   -  30 July 2014

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

No one needs anyone. Its not a matter of male or female. Were all animals and to be honest it doesn’t hurt to have someone so suck it up and get over this whole feminism-masculist shit.

160,505 notes   -  30 July 2014

junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

288,946 notes   -  30 July 2014

Within this vast universe, we were the two wandering stars that collided. Awakened Vibrations (via awakenedvibrations)
1,202 notes   -  30 July 2014

I’m just sitting around, waiting for you to miss me. And I’m not going to lie, I feel sort of pathetic.

(via hefuckin)
3,584 notes   -  30 July 2014