I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
No one needs anyone. Its not a matter of male or female. Were all animals and to be honest it doesn’t hurt to have someone so suck it up and get over this whole feminism-masculist shit.
make this cool lemon the new meme
a challenger approaches
We add this
And now we have this
Are those the Beatles?
I’m just sitting around, waiting for you to miss me. And I’m not going to lie, I feel sort of pathetic.(via hefuckin)