do you remember when Weezer made a music video that was basically a compilation of memes and viral videos that, in retrospect, have aged like milk

okay but take a moment to imagine what this music video looks like to the younger generation who didn’t experience any of these memes

like what a bizarre compilation of non-sequiturs

this is youtube circa 2005 to 2008, what a time to be alive

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I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

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In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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if you have a dog or a cat or any pet for a really long time since you were little, do you ever wonder if they’ve noticed you grow up and change over time

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