shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

529,152 notes   -  14 July 2014

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

187,535 notes   -  14 July 2014


the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

142,699 notes   -  14 July 2014

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

153,862 notes   -  14 July 2014

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

519,076 notes   -  14 July 2014


bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

299,305 notes   -  13 July 2014


officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

Our generation

180,853 notes   -  13 July 2014


darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…