oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
695,468 notes   -  2 August 2014

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
176,397 notes   -  2 August 2014

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

175,532 notes   -  2 August 2014

pagingme:

if you have a dog or a cat or any pet for a really long time since you were little, do you ever wonder if they’ve noticed you grow up and change over time

6,909 notes   -  2 August 2014


gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS


kars:

I am awake but at what price

69,260 notes   -  2 August 2014

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

137,971 notes   -  2 August 2014