notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

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in the name of

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Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

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dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

336,556 notes   -  21 June 2014

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

422,291 notes   -  21 June 2014

mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image

240,162 notes   -  21 June 2014

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

199,414 notes   -  21 June 2014

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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128,296 notes   -  21 June 2014

  • driving teacher: stay in your lane
  • me: stay in your lane
52,747 notes   -  21 June 2014

Confidence isn’t walking into a room with your nose in the air, and thinking you are better than everyone else, it’s walking into a room and not having to compare yourself to anyone else in the first place. (via hefuckin)
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